Posted 2 days ago

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

Posted 2 days ago

foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

(Source: foodtrucker)

Posted 2 days ago
yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

(Source: the-fourth-kind)

Posted 2 days ago

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Posted 2 days ago
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

Posted 2 days ago

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come
Posted 2 days ago

pizza:

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

yeah thats right, all you need is me

Posted 2 days ago

Introverts

the-super-scout:

featherended:

aspieartistjourdan:

Being a introvert is like being Robert Downey Jr. in your head

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and Castiel in real life

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how did you manage to sum it up so easily

damn

(Source: nonadventuresofanintrovert)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

king-of-candyland:

evanpeters-official:

alwayssunnyinwinterfell:

*stabs you* it’s a metaphor

"i have the killing thing right between my fingers and oh would you look at that now its right between your ribs"

Hahahahahaha I love you guys you’ve just made my day