Posted 24 minutes ago

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel)

Posted 31 minutes ago

natnovna:

toocooltobehipster:

it’s so confusing when people call celebrities with common names by their first name. harry???? harry who? harry potter?? harry styles? prince harry???? harry connick? harry houdini????? 

it’s literally always harry styles

Posted 32 minutes ago

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

Posted 34 minutes ago

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

(Source: donniedarkos)

Posted 34 minutes ago
The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.
Lena Horne  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: africantea)

Posted 35 minutes ago

bootydestroyer:

skylorde:

joshpeck:

kekoas-waves:

listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.

just fucking do it.

Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen

well heres his public fuckin support

(Source: kekoa-ok)

Posted 4 hours ago

chiefmcclane:

The American Dream

Posted 9 hours ago

intoasylum:

disney princesses + greek mythology

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago