Posted 13 hours ago

verysharpteeth:

batsonthebrain:

verysharpteeth:

His clothes say “I’ve been dragged to church by my family”. His body language says “I’m going to screw you against a barn wall”.

That’s kind of how he reads anyway sometimes. It’s that or ‘I’m an adorable hipster puppy but a rough fuck in a dingy alley isn’t beyond me at all.”

As one of my best friends says, “he looks like he knows what I look like in my underwear”

(Source: rogersbarnes)

Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

taint3ed:

LMAOOOOOOO

(Source: wavymeech)

Posted 13 hours ago
Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’
Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

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(Source: mylittlebookofquotes)

Posted 13 hours ago

straightallies:

lanadelreycist:

lanadelreycist:

taylorswift tell me why you thought this was a good idea

taylorswift i really need you to elaborate on this

Can you get the CD delivered

Posted 13 hours ago

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

(Source: successisnotanoption)

Posted 13 hours ago

danpintilini:

HOW DID SNOOP DOGG ACTUALLY MAKE THIS AND WHY

(Source: parskis)

Posted 13 hours ago

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

Posted 13 hours ago
perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

Posted 1 day ago

stoya:

vicemag:

For every free coffee beauty privilege gets you, it also gets you a guy following you down the steps on the subway, saying he wants to work his tongue into your ass.

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